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I Cost ____ A Night (Courtesy of ~kibakunsxx)

Tue Jan 27, 2009, 8:02 PM
  • Mood: Triumph
  • Listening to: The humming of a refrigerator
  • Reading: my bad grammer
  • Watching: the bliss emoticon jump up and down
  • Playing: Super Metroid
  • Eating: Ice
  • Drinking: Water with said ice
Natural Hair Color:
[ ] Brown - $100
[x] Blonde - $50
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other-$75

Total: $50

Eye Color:
[ ] Brown - $50
[x] Green - $75 (At the moment)
[ ] Blue $150
[ ] Hazel $100
[ ] Other - $15

Total so far: $125

Height:
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[x] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[ ] Under 5′4 - $27

Total so far: $210

Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[x] 0 to 18 - $100

Total so far: $310

Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[ ] First Born - $320
[ ] Only Child - $250
[x] second born - $150
[ ] Middle child - $100
[x] Last Born - $100
[ ] third born - $550
[ ] fourth born - $300
[ ] fifth born - $400
[ ] sixth born -$215

Total so far: $560

Drink?
[x] I did like twice - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[ ] No - $600

Total so far: $760

Vision?
[x] perfect vision $400
[ ] need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them $200
[ ] No correction $100
[ ] Glasses $50
[ ] contacts $25
[ ] Surgical correction -$100

Total so far: $1160

Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $300
[x] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $400
[ ] 7 to 10 - $500
[ ] Under 7- $450

Total so far: $1410

Favorite Colors:
[x] Green-$750
[ ] Red - $600
[ ] Black - $100
[x] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $300
[ ] Purple - $225
[x] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[ ] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
[x] Other - $500

Total: $3535

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes $0
[ ] Nope - $1000
[x] some- $750

Final Total: $4285

And THAT my Friends is a bargin



REPOST WITH TITLE:

“I cost $________ a night”

DEEP BREATHES......

Thu Jul 24, 2008, 5:23 PM
  • Mood: Bliss
  • Listening to: Raise A Little Hell- Trooper
  • Drinking: air
So...


oing my regular internet rounds when i hit this Gem...


[link]

(copy/paste into URL)


That Link above is the sweet (or perhaps bittersweet) icing that is known as Avatar: Legends of the Arena, an Online MMO set as a prequel to the show...


WHOEVER READ THIS PASS IT ON

I've Done 88 of the 120 stupidest things

Sat Jul 5, 2008, 8:40 PM
  • Mood: Bliss
  • Listening to: I Hate Myself for Loving You- Joan Jett and the Bl
  • Playing: Guitar Hero- Aerosmith
  • Drinking: Water
Level 1
(x) said LOL out loud
(x) forgotten your own age
(x) tried to lick your elbow

SO FAR:3

Level 2
( ) said the wrong name in bed
( ) had unprotected sex
( ) hurt yourself sexing
( ) sexed yourself hurting

SO FAR:3

Level 3
(x) Licked your toe
(x) Licked a frozen pole
( ) Licked a dog bone
(x) Licked a dog

SO FAR:6

Level 4
(x) drank old milk
(x) drank milk right from a cow
( ) ever thought chocolate milk came from brown cows
( ) drank Qwik right from the brown cow
( ) pushed a cow over

SO FAR:8

Level 5
(x) Eaten bugs
(x) Eaten garbage
(x) Eaten food off the floor after 5 seconds
(x) Eaten a booger

SO FAR:12

Level 6
(x) Been in a 5 seater Car with more than 7 people
(x) Been in a 7 seater van with over 12 people (Left in the trunk mind you...)
( ) Driven in a 7 seater van by youself
(x) Driven a tricycle past the age of 3
(x) Driven yourself home to the wrong house

SO FAR:16

Level 7
(x) Put dirty dishes in the fridge
( ) Put bowls of food in the dishwasher
(x) Put a full glass of juice in the cupboard
(x) Put salt in your coffee
(x) Dropped the cap into the glass your drinking from

SO FAR:20

Level 8
(x) Jumped over a car (Well Almost... still hurts)
(x) Jumped out of a moving car (again...still hurts)
( ) Jumped into a thorny bush on purpose
( ) Jumped off a bridge
( ) Jumped off your house

SO far:22

Level 10
(x) Forgot where you live
(x) Forgot your own birthday
(x) Forgot to zip up in the morning

SO FAR:25

Level 11
(x) Walked into a Pole
(x) Walked into a Wall (Ran Actually)
(x) Walked into someone
(x) Walked into a parked car

SO FAR:29

Level 12
() Won A Burping contest
(x) Burped the alphabet
(x) Burped just to break the silence
( ) Burped too hard and threw up

SO FAR:31

Level 13
(x) Eaten a whole bag of chips
( ) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
( ) Eaten a whole pizza so no one else could have a slice

SO FAR :32

Level 14
(x) Caught picking your nose
( ) Caught going to the bathroom outside
( ) Caught with your pants down
( ) Caught having sex
( ) Caught sexing yourself

SO FAR:33

Level 15
(x) Shoved something up your nose
(x) Picked your nose and studied what came out (...No comment)
(x) Picked your nose till it bled (see above)
( ) Let your nose bleed to see the awesome blood all over you
(x) Blew your nose so goddamm hard your whole body hurt

SO FAR:37

Level
(x) Told a lie
(x) Been caught in a lie
(x) Lied to cover a lie
(x) Lied to cover your ass
( ) Lied to an undercover hooker cop

SO FAR:40

Level 17
(x) Laughed at someone in pain
(x) Laughed too loud and embarrassed yourself
( ) Laughed at a funeral
( ) Laughed so hard you pissed yourself

SO FAR:42

Level 18
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(x) Beleived in Santa past the age of 8
(x) Beleived your folks that a bunny laid chocolate eggs outside
(x) Beleived you were never too old for trick or treating

SO FAR:46

Level 19
() Threw a party for yourself
(x) Threw a ball at yourself
( ) Threw up on yourself
(x) Threw a ball at a wall that returned directly to your crotch
(x) Threw a superball in the house and took it right in the face

SO FAR:49

Level 20
(x) Pretended to know what you are doing
( ) Pretended you were hot shit
(x) Pretended you werent listening
(x) Pretended you were Spiderman

SO FAR:52

Level 22
(x) Fell on the sidewalk
(x) Fell down the stairs
(x) Fell UP the stairs
(x) went Sledding down the stairs

SO FAR:56

Level 23
(x) Tried to do a real cool backflip
(x) and busted your ass
(x) Tried to do a real cool cartwheel
(x) and didnt lift your feet, retard

SO FAR:60

Level 24
(x) Ate food that you just kinda found
(x) Ate the mystery food in the back of the fridge
(x) Ate something nasty to get a laugh
(x) Cried when no one laughed

SO FAR:64

Level 25
( ) Cried when you hurt yourself
( ) Cried when you didnt get your way
( ) Cried over spilled milk
( ) Cried after sex (I hope I NEVER do...unless its REALLY good)

SO FAR:64

Level 26
( ) Gone swimming naked
(X) Gone swimming in a strangers pool
( ) Gone swimming with a hose in the yard
(X) Gone swimming in a stank ass pond
(x) Gone swimming in the bathtub like a champ

SO FAR:67

Level 27
(x) rode a Pony
( ) rode a Donkey
(x) rode a lawnmower pretending it was awesome racecar
(x) rode a shovel pretending it was an awesome spaceship
( ) rode the dog

SO FAR:70

Level 28
(x) Locked yourself out of your house
(x) Locked yourself out of your car
(x) Locked yourslef IN the car
(x) Trapped yourself in a child's plastic house
(x) Tangled yourself up in a rope
(x) Tangled yourself up in a hose
( ) Locked yourslef in the trunk WITH the keys

SO FAR:76

Level 29
(x) over-cooked a fancy meal
(x) over-cooked the EasyMAC
(x) over-cooked a pop-tart
( ) over-cooked a tiny plastic army man
(x) over-cooked yourself at the beach

SO FAR:80

Level 31
(x) Bitten plastic fruit
(x) bit too hard and hurt your teeth
(x) bit down before the fork got in your mouth
(x) Lifted an empty soda you thought was full thereby flinging it
(x) Overcompensated en extra step in the stairs that wasnt there

SO FAR:85

Level 32
(x) Mistaken a stranger for a family member and blabbed at them
(x) Mistaken a man for a woman or vice-verca
( ) Shaved your eyebeows
(x) Poked yourself in the eye with safety goggles! sweet irony

TOTAL:88
Repost this with the title:
I've Done ___ of the 120 stupidest things


Thanks Vashperado... i dont know how to tag names though..sorry...not like anyone will read this...

Return From Boston

Sun Apr 13, 2008, 5:57 PM
  • Mood: Bliss
  • Listening to: Urgent - Foreigner
  • Reading: Kiss and Make-Up By Gene Simmons
  • Watching: Wayne's World 2
  • Playing: Brawl
  • Drinking: Sierra Mist...OR I WAS UNTIL I CROSSED THE BO
Im Back.... even though nobody reads these's, oh well then i must be crazy...


Anyway, got back from boston after a 12 hour bus trip at night (word to the wise, DON'T ATTEMPT)


my comments on Boston?

I WANT TO MOVE THERE!!!

Everything from the Atmosphere to the cleanliness to the music scene attracts me there.

It's that much better than Toronto, in my Opinion, Though i Still Love Being Canadian


Anyays, Check out my CRAZY photos and please comment...

Time for me to sleep in a real bed............

Update On Life

Wed Feb 20, 2008, 8:26 PM
  • Mood: Tired
  • Listening to: A Day in the Life- Beatles
  • Watching: Avatar- Sokka's Master
  • Playing: Rock Band (When am i not) And GH 3 DAMN MONO
  • Drinking: Milk YUMM
So.....


I figured it out, i can't draw.

kind of a kicker eh?

hate it though cause i always have these ideas in my mind but when they transfer into the "real World" it turns to mush.

HEY BUT I CAN PRACTICE.... Right?



Anyways kinda of something telling you

GO WATCH ACROSS THE UNIVERSE, NOW!!!

its really good,then it gets weird when Bono shows up but still...




Another thing, WHEN IS NICK STARTING UP AVATAR AGAIN, Rock Band only fills the hole for so long....


(Can anybody help me put in stamps, i don't get it)

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